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Cant Get There From Here


Can't Get There From Here Juneau is the capital of Alaska, but did you know that you cannot drive there from anywhere? You can fly into Juneau or you can take a ferry to Juneau, but you can't actually drive there.  There are no roads into Juneau.

Wanted: Treadmill for an Elephant


Maggie, the 22 year-old African elephant, has been a resident of the Alaska Zoo since 1983. The Zoo recently decided that Maggie needs nicer quarters, more attention, and a treadmill.

The Patience of Job


Voltaire said, "God is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh."  Translated, if you're a tight ass, there's a two drink minimum to read this article.

Marines Dont Take Crap


We live in a world of widgets.  People manufacture, distribute, and sell them.

Military Wives


I feel now is the perfect time to address the conflict service-members face when balancing between what they feel are infringements upon their civil liberties cast down by their president.   I have never been one to get involved with inter-service rivalries because I have always felt we must remain, "We band of brothers" and support and defend our own constitutions against all enemies, either foreign wives or domestic.

Discover the Lighter Side of the Internet


We all know the Internet is a great tool for finding out information and sharing knowledge. But as a human sometimes sitting at a computer all day can get quite tedious, especially if it is your job 5 days a week.

The Language of Appalachia


Imagine my surprise when I went to Jamaica a few years ago and learned that I do, indeed, have an accent. You see, unlike my paternal grandmother, I don't stretch the word "cornbread" into four syllables.

Local Author Joins History and Humor To Tell His Stories


Joseph Yakel was born and raised in New York's Capital region, and calls this place home. His travels have taken him far and wide, but it's his hometown surroundings that serve as a backdrop for his writing.

Voodoo Munchies


Looking for a lighthearted and fun way to remove the negative energy of a certain disruptive person from your life, or from your mind, if the person in question has moved on? Consider the cleansing (and giggle-inspiring) effect of Voodoo Munchies. Beginning now, whenever you need to deal with this person or the dirty bathtub ring of negative vibes they left in your head, bake a cake or a cookie (depending on your eating habits and kitchen skills) and decorate it with this person's name and or likeness.

Computers According to Carol


A is for Anti-Virus: she got it from my Uncle.B is for Backup: always look in your rear view mirror first.

Psychiatric Psychiatrist - A Joke on Psychiatry


A few weeks ago I went to see a psychiatrist.We talked about how I was feeling.

How To Get Attention, or: As You Read This, You Feel an Irresistible Urge to Go On Reading!


We all want attention. As children we crave the attention of our parents.

How I Spent my Summer Vacation


One of the best parts of a vacation is the positive outlook you derive from pleasant anticipation. Another benefit is the afterglow, allowing you to feel right with the world.

Dog Poo - And You Thought You Had Problems


In Southern Germany in a town by the name of Bayreuth, the German police are in a quandary. The town's dog poo is under attack.

Funny Things We Dream


I often wonder why I wake up so happy, ready to start the day. When I was younger I'd whack the alarm clock, for the fourth time, grumble out of bed and stomp around with a major sour puss.

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Slain West Bloomfield teen remembered with humor, tears
Detroit Free Press
Pallbearers bring the casket of slain teen Jonathan Hoffman out from the Ira Kaufman Chapel in Southfield after his funeral Tuesday. / PHOTOS BY REGINA H. BOONE/DETROIT FREE PRESS By Tammy Stables Battaglia Mourners hug after the funeral.

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Review: 'February House' is a fresh, humorous musical about 1940s commune with ...
Washington Post
The true story of this early 1940s international literary commune has been beautifully fictionalized for the stage in a fresh, humorous musical tapestry called “February House.†The imaginative, beguiling production that opened Tuesday night ...

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Humor Me: When cancer became an afterthought
Lake County Record-Bee
by Kevin N. Hume Until Saturday, I had almost forgotten my father was diagnosed with prostate cancer just about four years ago. I was covering the Relay for Life event at Clear Lake High School. I had never been to the event before. As I walked around, ...

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Palm Beach Post

Joe Philbin says (with good humor) that he, not Stephen Ross, will decide ...
Palm Beach Post
Dolphins coach Joe Philbin says he, not owner Stephen Ross, will pick the team's starting QB from the group of Ryan Tannehill (17), Matt Moore (8) and David Garrard. By Brian Biggane DAVIE — A day after Dolphins owner Stephen Ross said he expects Matt ...

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Introducing Humor to an Expensive Fight Over Cigarettes
ABC News (blog)
“I support big tobacco because they killed my wife. And that's one less mouth to feed.†That's a line from a new parody commercial set to be shown during the “Dancing With the Stars†finale tonight, put together by advocates in California who are ...

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Review: 'The Addams Family' musical finds humor in macabre twists on modern life
The Grand Rapids Press - MLive.com
Much of the humor is the predictable macabre twist on everyday life, and the dialogue is often choppy, bare bones, but the show has some moments of innovation that really soar. One of the best scenes is when Uncle Fester (Blake Hammond) sings a love ...



Theater Review: Humor spices a bittersweet 'Romance'
Press Herald
He turns on the charm with humor and persistence. The slightly younger Carol is at first reluctant to take him seriously. But she ultimately falls for the romantic Ralph and his tales of the "big emotions" of opera and the singing career he almost had.



Cincinnati.com

Red Skelton's humor coming to Madeira church
Cincinnati.com
He was amused by the comedian's fanciful routines, including the pantomime humor of Freddy the Freeloader, the nonsensical wisdom of Clem Kadiddlehopper and whimsical lore of the crosseyed seagulls, Gertrude and Heathcliff. Skelton, a onetime circus ...



Ballet presents 'Cinderella'--and humor, too
San Jose Mercury News
The humor Ryken refers to comes courtesy of Cinderella's interactions with her two wicked stepsisters and equally unfriendly stepparents. "In some professional companies they'll use two men to play the stepsisters, which is very Shakespearean," Ryken ...



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Humor Me Podcast #1: Kelsie Huff
Gapers Block
By Nellie Huggins Humor Me Podcast is what happens when you get one comedy nerd and her friends together before, after and during shows and events. Each month, I will crash my talented friends and peers and force them to talk with me about, well, ...


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